so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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