I heard we made out
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
soo... how was my night?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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