...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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