2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So vagazzling was a success
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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