He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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