yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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