would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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