Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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