He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
All the doctor said was why
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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