At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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