At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
tell me about the fingering
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