Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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