It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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