Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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