no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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