don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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