Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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