so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
