just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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