I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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