No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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