these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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