That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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