Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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