yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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