she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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