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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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