no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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