youre lurking in front of me
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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