What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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