Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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