Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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