Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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