you guys were way drunker than both of me
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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