Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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