We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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