We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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