I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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