Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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