Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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