Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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