the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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