Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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