Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Will exercising make me less horny?
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