Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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