the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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