i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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