I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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