I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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