I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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