she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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