That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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