Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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