I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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