why didn't you poke me back
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
this just has baby written all over it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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